“Recently” I acquired one of these things. More recently, i stopped caring about it.

In an over all act of trying to improve my life in a positive way (trusting people, being less hateful towards everything that moves and giving technology the benefit of the doubt) a.k.a. being stupid, I tried to embrace this new advance of technology with certain excitement, as a former version of myself from like a year ago committed suicide for lack of faith on it’s future self.

And boy I did get excited. I downloaded as many ridiculous amount of applications for the thing as I could, including games, communication simplifiers and a bunch of soundboards of funny sounds, including one that farts that still remains there.

I got into the mind set of pulling that thing out every minute just to check that nobody cares about me. Pretending that I don’t look like a moron tapping on a screen to send a message to the phone company to stop sending me stupid offers. Also, Fruit Ninja is awesome and Angry Birds got boring after the third stage.

Almost all of that is gone. Mostly due to my common sense punching me on the back of the neck. So how do I use my phone now? AS A FUCKING PHONE!

Yeah, some “entertainment” remains there, as the aforementioned fart button and Fruit Ninja. But over all the only purpose of it is to make and receive phone calls, be entirely ignored when I send a text message to someone and the use of the camera because everyday life ridiculousness won’t document themselves.

So the moral of the story is: Technology sucks.

Also, I don’t know where I’m going with this, it’s late, I’m tired, needed to vent and now go away.